Alwaysaniron
12:08 Wed May 15
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The punters you get at the Lane, Their chants and songs are so inane. But they've reached a new low With their latest poor show Doing the Poznan is fucking insane
So Arsenals fates in our hands which is nice They're asking for payback for them buying Rice
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Alwaysaniron
12:05 Wed May 15
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The punters you get at the Lane, Their chants and songs are so inane. But they've reached a new low With their latest poor show Doing the Poznan is fucking insane
So Arsenals fate is our hands which is nice They asking for payback for them buying Rice
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Alwaysaniron
11:56 Wed May 15
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The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront We rarely create When we do it's too late Attack from the start you dinosaur cunt!
Now it's Moyes's last game which is nice And by winning we'd surely please Rice
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arsene york-hunt
3:33 Wed May 15
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Now, Jimmy, from just down the lane, Was a right little scrote - total pain. This fuck-witted fool, Likes exposing his tool, Now's sectioned 'cause he is insane.
The punters you get at the Lane, Their chants and songs are so inane.
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Mike Oxsaw
2:49 Wed May 15
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This well-endowed bird from Bude Liked to go out in the nude. Her minge hair got caught In some shopping she'd bought Which somewhat did darken her mood.
Now, Jimmy, from just down the lane, Was a right little scrote - total pain.
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Hello Mrs. Jones
2:36 Wed May 15
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A smart city banker called Kit Fell over after slipping on shit It came from a beagle Which caused the spreadeagle and made him look a right tit
This well-endowed bird from Bude Liked to go out in the nude
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Helmut Shown
1:29 Wed May 15
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I once met a really weird bloke Who thought comedy should be woke. David Badiel? Him of the front wheel? His comedy just ain't worth a poke
A smart city banker called Kit Fell over after slipping on shit
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arsene york-hunt
12:04 Wed May 15
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When this mortal coil you depart It s said that the dead still can fart Done at one's leisure, Your one final pleasure, Then off to hell in a handcart.
I once met a really weird bloke Who thought comedy should be woke.
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Helmut Shown
10:39 Tue May 14
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There was a man from Winnipeg Whose knob hung halfway down his leg It was tied with a strap Just above his kneecap Very sore when you kneel down and beg
When this mortal coil you depart It s said that the dead still can fart
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arsene york-hunt
1:04 Tue May 14
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Her regular trips to the gym Did result in a most sweaty quim She scrubbed the thing well, To get rid of the smell, Using Fairy Liquid and Vim.
There was a man from Winnipeg Whose knob hung halfway down his leg
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Hello Mrs. Jones
8:20 Tue May 14
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There once was a young man called Max. Liked sniffing his bird's used Tampax. He wasn’t discrete About this monthly treat Or his other despicable acts
Her regular trips to the gym Did result in a most sweaty quim
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arsene york-hunt
2:41 Tue May 14
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I’ve just put a bird up the duff Strange as I only fingered her chuff, A paternity test, DNA off my vest, Will make my denials quite tough.
There once was a young man called Max. Liked sniffing his bird's used Tampax.
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Hello Mrs. Jones
1:10 Tue May 14
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I went out once on a blind date Fuck me! The tart was a state But I fell for the joke Cos the tart was a bloke Called Charlie rather than Kate
I’ve just put a bird up the duff Strange as I only fingered her chuff
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Mike Oxsaw
12:06 Tue May 14
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A man I once knew called Jack Had hair all over his back. But, up on his head, Not one single shred, No chance he could pass as a yak.
I went out once on a blind date Fuck me! The tart was a state.
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Hello Mrs. Jones
5:21 Mon May 13
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Our ski instructor named Liszt, Said I'm off out on the piste But he hid in the trees Took off both his ski And quietly had one off the wrist
A man I once knew called Jack Had hair all over his back
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arsene york-hunt
1:00 Mon May 13
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A Gooner from nearby Burnt Oak Knows deep down that they’ll choke, He behaves like they've won, But when all's said and done, He really is a strange bloke.
Our ski instructor named Liszt, Said I'm off out on the piste.
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Hello Mrs. Jones
11:28 Sun May 12
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Some of these rhymes are quite rude, And some are just fucking crude. many are not But I’ll just tell you what I much prefer the ones that are lewd
A Gooner from nearby Burnt Oak Knows deep down that they’ll choke
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arsene york-hunt
5:29 Sun May 12
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She knelt down then got on all fours Said "Help yourself to my back doors." To myself I linked 'er, Via her anal sphincter, Well you know, it's one of life's chores.
Some of these rhymes are quite rude, And some are just fucking crude.
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Mike Oxsaw
3:48 Sun May 12
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I was thinking to go down the pub But instead I'll click on Pornhub The girls were so young, So, just for some fun, I gave my John Thomas a rub.
She knelt down then got on all fours Said "Help yourself to my back doors."
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Hello Mrs. Jones
12:03 Sun May 12
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This morning I wasn't quite able To get to the bog, lay a cable Talking of turds I like it when birds Shit on a glass coffee table
I as thinking to go down the pub But instead I'll click on Pornhub
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Mike Oxsaw
7:30 Sat May 11
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A feisty young girl from St Mawes Would wear a short skirt and no drawers A breeze from the west Would lift up her vest And prove her the queen of all whores.
This morning I wasn't quite able To get to the bog, lay a cable.
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